Trailer Park Goblins

Posted on 20 December 2025 by audiobb_com

They make bombs. They start fights. They look amazing doing both.

I was having the perfect day when I suddenly found myself on the wrong side of an interdimensional portal. Instead of a weekend in wine country, I wound up in a trailer park that seemed stuck in the 1980s and filled with… goblin women?

By the way, since when are goblins real? And why are the women so hot?

I didn’t have much time to think about it, though. As soon as I arrived, someone thrust a magical tablet into my hands and told me I had to get to work right away to get this place in order. Apparently, there was a war going on somewhere in the universe, and my task was to rally the goblin women and give them purpose; to get them to work together instead of fighting each other. And more importantly, to get them to start building weapons to sell so we could make enough money to fix up this dump.

And so I, just a guy from Rochester, found myself designing high explosives and trying to figure out why Bobbi Jo and Brandi Lynn were fighting… again.

Let the trailer park arms race begin.