My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!, Book 4

Dead elves tell no tales.

Jon, Lilly, and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm.

Will Jon overcome a desperate battle between his honor and the pirate life? Will Lilly find an ancient treasure that none have seen since the age of dragons? Will the crew overcome their differences between the old and new crew members? Will Jon keep his brand new car and his sanity when both worlds come crashing down on him and those he loves?

My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves! is a fun, sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, a lot of cursing, an expedition on the high seas, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a mage, and there might be a few giant monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!