You Will Not Recognize Your Life
You Will Not Recognize Your Life
By: Micaela Blei
Narrated by: Micaela Blei
English | 12-12-24 | B0DDMX7XJV | 2h 48m | M4B@125 kbps | 153.25 MB
Can you really conjure the life of your dreams? And what if you say the wrong spell?
It’s 2006. After a string of rejections from men who tell her they could never, ever, ever see her “that way,” awkward third-grade teacher Micaela Blei signs up for a mysterious course called “The Divine Feminine,” and feels like she might have found the key to the perfect life.
Turns out if you’re an A student, you can get an A in anything – including men. Pretty soon she’s learning to “conjure” her desires with vision boards, flirtations, and even a daring jumbotron viewing party for her, ahem… “divine center.” But the more Micaela aces her assignments, and watches her most unlikely dreams come true, the more she wonders: Is her perfect new life the real thing, or is there a hidden cost to getting everything she thought she wanted?
Women have put themselves through a lot of f*cked up situations to feel valued and lovable. This is a sharply funny, often painfully relatable true story featuring the great tropes of early 2000s romantic comedies: self-discovery, dating disasters, epic makeover montages, and finding love where you never thought to look.