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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.<\/p>\n

Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive”. Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.<\/p>\n

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant<\/strong>
\nBy: Drew Hayes
\nNarrated by: Kirby Heyborne
\nSeries: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 1
\nLength: 7 hrs and 2 mins
\nRelease date: 02-24-15
\nLanguage: English
\nFormat and Bitrate: M4B@62 kbps
\nSize: 192.68 MB<\/p>\n

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