{"id":42641,"date":"2026-08-05T16:12:11","date_gmt":"2026-08-05T15:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/?p=42641"},"modified":"2026-08-05T16:12:11","modified_gmt":"2026-08-05T15:12:11","slug":"the-art-of-almost-losing-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/05\/the-art-of-almost-losing-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Art of Almost Losing It"},"content":{"rendered":"

There comes a time in every almost-thirty-year-old woman\u2019s life when getting kidnapped off the street is preferable to admitting that the hot, rich boyfriend you\u2019ve been bragging about for months does not, in fact, exist.<\/p>\n

Yes, it\u2019s terrifying being stuffed in the trunk of a Mercedes, but I would rather be locked in a stranger\u2019s penthouse than sleeping on the floor of my parents\u2019 apartment like the loser daughter I am.<\/p>\n

Honestly?<\/p>\n

It\u2019s nice to get some alone time. And my own bathroom.<\/p>\n

He bribes me with money not to call the police.<\/p>\n

I scream at him for forcing me to go to brunch as his prisoner at the hottest restaurant in New York.<\/p>\n

Now everyone in my parents\u2019 aggressively posh Manhattan neighborhood thinks we\u2019re dating.<\/p>\n

Buckle up, buddy.<\/p>\n

I have a full wedding itinerary to attend, and congratulations\u2014you\u2019re my fake boyfriend.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, my kidnapper is the worst fake boyfriend in the history of fake boyfriends.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s mean.<\/p>\n

Aloof.<\/p>\n

Emotionally unavailable.<\/p>\n

And deeply offended by how much time I spend on my phone.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I\u2019m trying to ignore how yummy he smells, all muscular and tall as he fumes next to me in bed, furious because I asked him when the sexy portion of the kidnapping is going to happen.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a fair question, though, right?!? I thought kidnapping came with benefits!<\/p>\n

Guess my kidnapper didn\u2019t want me that much after all.<\/p>\n

Men lying about their desire for a relationship. Story of my life.<\/p>\n

Now I\u2019m trapped.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s miserable.<\/p>\n

And somehow, this is starting to feel dangerously like a relationship.<\/p>\n

This is a standalone spicy Rom Com, HEA guaranteed! Takeout is clandestinely ordered, someone gets a black eye from a magic dildo, and sexy kidnappers deeply regret their actions. You do not need to listen to the other books in the series to LOL with this one!<\/p>\n

The Art of Almost Losing It<\/h3>\n

A Romantic Comedy (The Richmond Brothers, Book 3)
\nBy: Alina Jacobs
\nNarrated by: Devon Grace, Tim Paige
\nSeries: The Richmond Brothers, Book 3
\nLength: 14 hrs and 7 mins
\nRelease date: 08-04-26
\nLanguage: English
\nFormat and Bitrate: M4B@125 kbps
\nSize: 770.22 MB<\/p>\n

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