{"id":23422,"date":"2026-01-13T16:23:16","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T16:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/?p=23422"},"modified":"2026-01-13T16:23:16","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T16:23:16","slug":"the-worlds-wimpiest-vampire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/13\/the-worlds-wimpiest-vampire\/","title":{"rendered":"The World’s Wimpiest Vampire"},"content":{"rendered":"

The world\u2019s wimpiest vampire meets the hunter who cannot believe this is their target.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Charlie never asked to be turned into a vampire. In fact, the whole thing was a drunken mistake. One minute, he was minding his own business, the next, some idiot vampire bit him on a dare\u2014and then immediately regretted it and abandoned him.<\/p>\n

Now Charlie is very bad at being undead. He faints at the sight of blood, refuses to bite people, and spends his days trying to survive on beet juice, cherry Kool-Aid, and sheer denial. The vampire world wants nothing to do with him, and honestly? He gets it.<\/p>\n

Simon is a seasoned vampire hunter. Ruthless, efficient, and completely dedicated to the cause, he\u2019s spent years taking down deadly creatures of the night. When he finally tracks down Charlie Dracul, he expects a monster.<\/p>\n

Instead, he finds a sleep-deprived disaster with ketchup on his hoodie who nearly passes out when he pulls out a stake.<\/p>\n

Simon should end this embarrassment of a vampire immediately. But it feels unsporting. And, worse, the longer he watches Charlie bumble his way through undead existence, the harder it is to look away.<\/p>\n

Killing monsters is easy. Figuring out what to do with a vampire who sucks at being a vampire?<\/p>\n

That\u2019s another problem entirely.<\/p>\n

The World’s Wimpiest Vampire<\/h3>\n

Supernatural Suckers, Book 2
\nBy: Silvana Falcon
\nNarrated by: John Solo
\nSeries: Supernatural Suckers, Book 2
\nLength: 9 hrs and 1 min
\nRelease date: 12-30-25
\nLanguage: English
\nFormat and Bitrate: M4B@125 kbps
\nSize: 493.24 MB<\/p>\n

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