{"id":18131,"date":"2025-11-29T18:38:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T18:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/?p=18131"},"modified":"2025-11-29T18:38:52","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T18:38:52","slug":"its-mother-pucking-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/audiobb.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/29\/its-mother-pucking-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Mother-Pucking Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When your grandmother stalks the star hockey player on the rival team because \u201c<\/b>You need a husband, Dakota\u2014you\u2019re not getting any younger!<\/i><\/b>\u201d it\u2019s Christmas crazy on ice.<\/b><\/p>\n

It is not, however, the start of our great love story.
\nI don\u2019t date guys on\u00a0that<\/i>\u00a0team.<\/p>\n

He doesn\u2019t do casual, drunken hookups, which is all the captain of the Icebreakers is getting from moi.<\/p>\n

I give him the finger and tell him I hope he loses his teeth out there.
\nHe smirks and wins the game because both this Christmas season\u00a0and this hockey season<\/i>\u00a0are a freaking scam.<\/p>\n

Then my younger, much dumber brother informs me that he owes his bookie a bunch of money and\u00a0really<\/i>\u00a0needs the Icebreakers to lose their next game, and could I pretty please be an amazing big sis and date their captain then break his heart so he\u2019ll suck and lose the game\u2014otherwise little bro will get killed, or worse, our mom will find out.<\/p>\n

As much as I eye roll my overly large, overly loud family, I\u2019d do anything for them.<\/p>\n

Including date the captain of the Icebreakers.<\/p>\n

Barf.<\/i><\/p>\n

Ryder is a Boy Scout. He doesn\u2019t swear. He uses words like ma\u2019am and sir. On our date, he opens my door, pulls out my chair, and helps me with my coat. He even volunteers at the local animal shelter and loves handmade sweaters.<\/p>\n

No, it is not cute! Three warm, gooey cinnamon rolls dressed up as a six-five, hot AF hockey player are not my type.<\/p>\n

At all.
\nNope.<\/p>\n

Santa better bring me something nice this Christmas for all my pain and suffering!<\/p>\n

In bed though?<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s just say sleeping with the captain of the Icebreakers\u2026is not going to be a problem.<\/p>\n

It’s Mother-Pucking Christmas!<\/h3>\n

By: Alina Jacobs
\nNarrated by: Beth Roeg, Tim Paige
\nSeries: Maplewood Falls, Book 1
\nLength: 6 hrs and 15 mins
\nRelease date: 05-21-25
\nLanguage: English
\nFormat and Bitrate: M4B@125 kbps
\nSize: 342.16 MB<\/p>\n

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